Cheap Squeals, Fun Fetishes And Exploring Downstairs: Sexpert Alix Fox Explains

Everybody meet Alix Fox, the sassy sexpert we all want to be our BFF.

Having worked for Bizarre Magazine, you can only imagine half of the things that Alix has seen and heard.
*hint: cake farting and lots of PVC*

Well, she's moving on to different pastures and has assumed a role as consultant for Durex.

Amidst the finery of champagne, a three-course meal and an impressive cocktail master class, we managed to cover just about everything “SEX” – from some of her most scintillating career moments, to the toys that top her naughty chart, before getting down to female sexual freedom.
 
Perhaps it’s time we explore them together, hmm?

 
Because you all want to know…
 
Working at Bizarre makes for a fruitful career listening to weird and wild confessions.
 
As we don’t want to descend into the depths of bleaching, vomiting, smelly lambskin condoms and piercing, we’ll stick to one, favourite anecdote from the evening’s fetish-related discourse.
 
Here we go with the cringe.
 
In any other part of life, flatulence is pretty yuck.

 
Nobody wants to be THAT girl who lets one go on the tube.
But, as Alix explained, it is exactly this taboo “yuck” factor that makes it uber-sexy for some folk.
 
Alix told us: “Women would be embarrassed if it happened in public, so men see it as something special and intimate and they’re seeing into a secret world.”
 
Cue discussion about “cake-farting”, which involves a beautiful woman, squatting low over some delicious delicacy or another, and…yeah, you can guess the rest.

 
Let’s get serious for a minute…

Having got pretty vitriolic, here at the Lifestyle desk, about HappyPlayTime a wee while ago, we asked Alix for her views on the subject.

For those of you that don’t know, HappyPlayTime is an app that educates women about the make-up of their own nether regions.

Everything from how we’re all designed, what it should look like, through to how to touch oneself for pleasure.
 
However, through some weird decision-making process, that allows breast-jiggling apps, but not educative tools, the app was rejected by Apple and will not be featuring in the App Store.

 
“I’m actually shocked that that app – which was such a progressive, well planned, well designed thing – was turned down,” Alix told us, also going on to say “I’d really like to speak to the person at Apple who made that decision.”
 
Watch out Apple!
 
 “It suggests that women masturbating is something wrong […], it weirdly associates women’s self-pleasure and self-exploration with pornography,” she fumed.
 
“At a time when magazines, newspapers and the government are campaigning very hard to stamp out female genital mutilation [FGM]– better education about women’s bits […] in more than a perfunctory ‘periods and babies’ way, is absolutely critical,” she concluded.
 
Now back to the fun stuff!
 
Once you’re done investigating all your bits – yes, we’ll wait…. we don’t want to rush you – it’s time to get out the TOYS!
 
As a real expert of sex, we assumed Alix had pretty much explored all of the battery operated avenues.
 
We were right.
 
“WELL”, she said, with gleaming eyes, “The We-Vibe is in its fourth incarnation now. It’s slimmer and better at staying in place.”
 
“I predict there will be a lot more toys designed for couples on the market soon.”
 
“Love Honey have got their new ‘Sqweel’, in a mini-version – it’s got lots of rotating silicone tongues. It’s a WHEEL that makes you SQUEAL. But use lots of lube or it will catch,” she said.

 
Valuable advice if ever there was any.
 
“Durex have plans to do more toys and they’re putting them into Boots and Superdrug, so they’re not only not embarrassing to pick up, but they’re not costly.”
 
We’ll have some toothpaste, a pack of plasters and a vibrating finger-puppet please.
 
“I tend to like the toys that are really aesthetically pleasing,” Alix went on, eyes still gleaming, nay sparkling, “I think it feels like more of a classy thing, when you bring it out and it looks like an artistic object.”
 
“Boyfriends and husbands tend to feel a lot less threatened when you get out a beautiful gold objet d’art, rather than a massive, vascular, veiny willy.”

 
Right then.
 
If anybody would like more information on the matter, the wonderful Alix Fox is on both Twitter and Facebook.

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