The 'Sexy Ebola' Halloween Costume You Definitely Didn't Know You Needed

How very, erm, hazmat-chic!

Halloween is a time for the dark, deathly and downright weird to come out.

So, considering this, it was really only a matter of time before someone turned ebola - the deadly virus and source of much unwarranted panic - into a Halloween costume.

We can't decide if this is a playful comment on everyone's overreaction to the "outbreak" or if it is actually a totally inappropriate way of making light of other people's suffering.

Thoughts?

Do we really need this? [Brands on Sale]
Do we really need this? [Brands on Sale]

Either way, an online store called Brands on Sale has decided, not only to turn the hazmat suit into a Halloween costume, but they've decided to make it "sexy too".

This isn't the first slightly off-colour Halloween costume we've seen, and it certainly won't be the last!

Three Breasted Woman Costume

We definitely should have seen this coming.

Everybody remember Jasmine Tridevil? The woman with the three absolutely-realistic-totally-not-fake boobs?

Just in case this isn't burned into your retina [Jasmine Tridevil / Facebook]
Just in case this isn't burned into your retina [Jasmine Tridevil / Facebook]

Well, as with any disturbing cultural occurence (Jimmy Savile, need we say more?), it was only a matter of time before someone decided it would make a great Halloween costume.

Quickest off the mark appears to be HalloweenCostumes.com, who have posted about a DIY "3 Breasted Woman" outfit, made using various items from their online store.

[HalloweenCostumes.com]
[HalloweenCostumes.com]

The website seems to be asking you to construct it yourself:

Their DIY instruction are on the site [HalloweenCostumes.com]
Their DIY instruction are on the site [HalloweenCostumes.com]

However, we're certain it will be mere minutes before another clever costume company produces the complete outfit, ready-made for your easy three-breastedness.

This is basically going to be this year's biggest Halloween trend isn't it - among adults at least.

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What do you think? Will a third breast be your go-to costume on the 31st? Let us know in the comments!