Yahoo LifestylePenises: What Women Really Want To Know
Men have some pretty deep questions about women's psychology, but all women really need to know about men is exactly how do they deal with their meat and two veg?
Every now and then a discussion thread on Reddit really manages to answer some of life's big questions.
Luckily, when you've no one to ask in Real Life about the strange and slightly stupid questions that occasionally float into your mind, you know the big wide internet will have the answer. And won't think you're a weirdo.
But while search data shows that men ponder the deep, psychological issues they just don't get about women (just try typing 'Why are women...' into the search box and see what you get), all women really need answered is quite how men deal with what's in their pants.
And the men of Reddit are only too happy to explain...
It all began with the standard 'standing up to pee' thing.
Reddit user zsazsageorge said: "A man's need to stand up & pee is awe inspiring. I am an ICU nurse and have seen men try to rip out breathing tubes, IVs, pull themselves up when paralyzed--all in the name of standing up to pee. "Sir, you have a catheter in" means nothing to a man who feels the need to stand up & pee."
Which of course led to the big question: What they do with their penis when they sit down to poop? (Posed by SheWantsTheD_isney.)
Kindly answered by Borsuq: "It goes into the bowl. You have to be careful not to let it touch anything in there though."
Er. Ick.
It's not just about penis questions though. Women would also know how those wizards manage to nail creative tshirt removal.
Pparadisedeparted asks: "How do you guys do that thing where you take off your shirt with one hand from like behind the neck??? I'm serious, other than that I think I'm past the point of feeling baffled by anything you all do..."
In case you're wondering, JulietJulietLima explained: "Pretty much the same way we deal with other stuff. Brute force and ignoring the pain it might cause."
Those geniuses!
Some big questions do need to be answered though.
melusina84 wonders about ‘How little they cry. I've been married for almost 12 years and have seen my husband cry exactly 3 times. He's probably seen me cry at LEAST once a month. I've only seen my dad cry once.’
To which TheJuciestPixel responds: “When a dude cries, its top-tier break-downish. I dont cry often, but when I do, it's raining bullets.”
Men, too, have questions about their bits.
BarelyLegalZ asks: "I'm a guy and something about me confuses myself. Why do my balls have a better tan than my body when they never get any sun?"
Which is kindly answered by Fzero124: "Your penis stretches. So you are seeing it at a shrink state, the skin is closer together making it look darker. "
Phew, glad that one's sorted out.
There's also a lot of questions and comments about random erections and how to deal with them. But feel free to mine that in your own time.
Ah people, we love you.
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