Man So Amazing Two Women Throw Themselves Off A Bridge For Him

It’s no fun being dumped, we all know that.

While for many of us the cure for a broken heart involves lots of DMCs (deep and meaningful conversations) with anyone within a five mile radius, your favourite bottle of booze and at least one rebound fling, what do you do when you’re convinced you and your ex belong together?

For one woman in China the answer was to force her former boyfriend into a Sophie’s Choice situation by placing herself in mortal peril.

As you do.

Jun Tang, 20, was unceremoniously dumped by long-term boyfriend Wu Hsia, 21, after he met and fell for Rong Tsao, 22, in Ningbo, east China.

But Jun wasn’t about to take it lying down. Oh no.

For the next three months, the lovesick Jun continued to pursue Wu, determined to win him back.

Ask any man who has ever been caught in the middle of two women fighting over them – it’s not as fun as countless rom-coms and the more scripted porn films would have you believe.

The poor man was at his wits end and to top it off he was getting 'sick of being nagged from both sides':

“Rong was moaning about Jun and Jun was moaning about her and it all got too much,” explained the totally exhausted Wu who, it has not been confirmed, was the kind of boyfriend who guaranteed to give you an orgasm every time you had sex and never watched an episode of Game of Thrones without you.

“I became confused about who I wanted so I thought it would be best if we all met and talked about it.”  

Little did Wu know that, bashful and modest as he was, his raw animal magnetism was just too much for Jun and Rong to handle.

“The girls began arguing and then Jun flipped and jumped off the bridge and straight into the water,” according to Wu.

“She was calling for help but then Rong also leapt over saying it was her or my ex.”

It is not known how long Wu stood looking into the river, marvelling at just how awesome he must be to have two women hurling themselves off a bridge in an attempt to prove their devotion to him, but eventually he jumped in…to save Rong.

Wu managed to drag Rong ashore and, in a move that can only be described as The Ultimate Shade, called his brother to deal with the still floundering Jun.

Thankfully he had the sense to call the fire brigade, Jun was rescued and didn’t sustain any major injuries.

“I was put in a difficult situation and had to make a choice between right and wrong,” said Wu.

“And I chose Rong.”

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