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eBay The Lambo: New Poll Says Women Hate Men With Fancy Cars

Because we don't want a man who needs any sort of 'extension'

Stop squirrelling away the pennies boys, supercars are off the cards.

When it comes to selecting a desirable mate, it turns out that women would rather you swapped the Porsche for a Prius.

According to a poll published yesterday in the New York Post, the majority of women associate exotic cars with a number of unattractive character traits, such as arrogance and insecurity.

The Harris Poll showed that 56 per cent of women think men with a fancy set of wheels are show offs and time-wasters.

We didn't need a poll to tell us that!

The real news here, is that women actually prefer men who drive something more practical.

You hear that bad boys? Your arrogance is no longer cute - we want to see a car that is kind to the environment, puts saftey first and has room in the back for 2.4 children and the odd pooch.

In light of these recent revelations, we've put together a helpful guide for the boys in our lives.

Here's what your car says about you:

1987 Vauxhall Nova Merit

This is a man whose jeans were probably made around the same time as the car he drives and are equally low in elasticity and suspension.

Good luck getting in the passenger's seat - once you've got past the tricky lock and jimmied open the door, you'll have to scoop out a month's worth of crisp packets and sandwich wrappers to actually sit down.

Citroen Saxo VTS With Silly Yellow Rims

If you're lucky, he won't knock you up before you're of drinking age.

If you're not, you'll be flogging his boy racer for nappies and formula within a year.

Skoda Superb Mk2

Here we go - this guy knows how to plan ahead.

After meticulous research, he's discovered that the Skoda Superb was voted the "Most Practical Car 2013" by Auto Express, with a total practicality rating of 98.75 per cent.

It's got room for the kids, an air conditioned glove box and even an umbrella holder in the back!

Unfortunately for you, practicality doesn't always spell out romance.

Don't expect any spontaneous trips to Paris.

Ferrari Enzo

Nope. Just no.

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What do you reckon? Is a hot rod lkely to get your juices flowing?

Let us know in the comments!