Burger Porn - The Sexy National Burger Day Article Of Your Dreams

IT'S NATIONAL BURGER DAY!

Burgers hold a very special place in our hearts - a very special, almost perverted place, for some people.

Well, to fuel those lusty, patty-fires, here is a bunch of really juicy burger porn just for you.

Sometimes, when things really haven't gone your way, you just need to spend a little time with the one that knows you best, with the person that understands you...on the inside.

When Tinder isn't working out and battery-operated devices just aren't blowing your mind anymore, you know who's always got your back.

Some people have done things to burgers that aren't even appropriate for public consumption, if you know what we mean...

The krispy Kreme Sloppy Joe courtesy of Pecular Fare, because there is a God. Only to be eaten behind closed doors.

And just because we're really, REALLY good to you, here are some of the most mouth-watering, lip-quivering, hilariously named burger brilliances from a little slice of heaven called PornBurger.me.

Just take a look at that deliciousness...

And if the "Spread Eagle" wasn't enough, there are also these...

And finally, this errupting mountain of corn gloriousness...

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What's your recipe for the perfect burger? Let us know in the comments!