World Cup 2014: 17 First World Problems That Are Worse Than Losing 7-1

Brazil crashed out of the World Cup last night in an embarassing 7-1 thrashing at the hands of a seemingly unstoppable German team.

With the first four goals coming in the space of 18 minutes, more than a few tears were shed by both the Brazilian team and their legion of loyal fans.

But come on guys, there are way worse things than being humiliated on your home turf and being forced to play on despite knowing you have taken the beating of a lifetime...

1. When Waitrose is all out of almond milk and you have to settle for soya.

2. One word: BUFFERING.

3. When the 4G reception on your smartphone is non-existant so you can't watch 'Orange Is The New Black' on the bus to work.

4. Buying a bottle of Oyster Bay and accidentally picking up the Chardonnay instead of the Sauvignon Blanc.

5. When your local supermarket sells out of halloumi on the day of your BBQ.

6. Forgetting to buy avocados for both houses.

7. Having to wash your juicer every morning before you can make yourself another kale, spinach and protein powder juice.

8. Ordering pate at a restaurant and they don't serve enough bread.

9. Having dinner at 11pm at Sushi Samba because it books up so far in advance.

10. Finally getting an invite to Chiltern Firehouse but it's the same night as Miley Cyrus' secret gig at G-A-Y.

11. Throwing up at Bikram Yoga, being too ashamed to go back but you've already paid for the month.

12. Your iPhone charger doesn't reach your bed.

13. When a third friend tags along for Orange Wednesdays.

14. There's a child in First Class.

15. When you bring your third generation GHDs on holiday and they don't heat up properly thanks to different voltages.

16. Losing your Ray Bans at Glastonbury and having to wear imitation Topshop Wayfarers until payday.

17. When the cleaner knocks over your most expensive bottle of red wine and stains your carpet.

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