Women Create Craigslist Ad To Find Perfect Autumn Boyfriends

Summer is drawing to a close and with it those sweet summertime trysts in lush green meadows, on secluded yachts in the Mediterranean and your own private beach in the Maldives.

No, we've never had any of those either.

But autumn is very much on it's way and for a pair of women in New York who have realised those summer flings are not likely to hold up during the cold months, the hunt is on to find the perfect fall boyfriend.

(Fall is what they call autumn in the US - keep up)

The lonely hearts took to Craigslist to advertise, yes advertise, for a perfect pair of men and they have their demands.

Seeking Fall Boyfriends

2 smart, funny, attractive girls each looking for a fall boyfriend with chill group of bro friends, now is the time you must start dating someone in order to spend the holidays together/go on ski trips/have a NYE kiss you're stoked on.

Labor Day has happened, we are saying goodbye and filtering out our casual summer, meet up at 2 a.m. hook ups and are looking for boys we might be able to stand being sober around.

Needed: 2 males interested in something steady/serious-ish as the weather fades from hot, humid, and care-free to crisp, chill Patagonia vest season. Interested parties should have a window in their bedroom and want to cuddle with the window slightly open to let the fresh autumn air in while a fall scented candle (that I'll buy for you, babe) fills the room with cozy comfort.

Requirements
Chill group of guy friends (preference will be given to bros who come from the same group of friends, just because that makes it easier and more fun for double date brunching)
27 and older
6 feet or taller (if you're 5'11" but have a personality to make up for the height difference, willing to consider it. Any shorter? Don't apply.)
Wardrobe should include: Driving mocs, Barbour coat, Half-Zips (at least 3, please send pics if possible), Ray-Bans (Wayfarers or Clubmastesr preferred, but open to other styles), loafers, Patagonia vest(s), Vineyard Vines, basketball shorts for me to sleep in
College education. Ivy league preferred. Def in a frat or played a sport (lacrosse, crew, tennis, etc.)
Probs spent at least 4 weekends in Montauk over the summer

Activities can include but are not limited to
Apple Picking
Sunday Fundays
Borrowing your pullover and returning it after an indecent amount of time, if at all
Taking selfies in Patagonia vests/taking selfies while doing all activities #fall #boyfriendweather
Watching football (aka me getting drunk while you watch football, and you thinking it's so adorable when I wear jeans and Converse to the bar and get blackout in your team's hat.) *sneakers show how chill and laid back I am < this is why it's kinda essential for the two boys to be friends so me and my friend can blackout together and I won't get bored.
Cooking - Instagramming dish with captions such as "Fall night with my babe @yourhandle *heart emoji all the fall emojis*"
Brunching outdoors until weather permits

Strange how the night moves, with autumn closing in
(If you don't know that song, don't apply)
Looking forward to meeting you!

In case you lost your way there between the clothing requirements and wondering where the hell Montauk is, we can summarise for you:

Tall (6ft and up)
Rich (Ivy league educated plus weekends in the uber-excusive Hamptons in New York)
Young-ish (27 and up, but we're guessing it goes up to about 32)
Terrible dress sense (Loafers? Seperate shoes for driving? Patagonia vests?)
Rich, again (If you've got the time to go apple picking, you're rich)
Middle class and up (Use of the word 'brunch' as a verb)
Infantiliser of women (Does not want a fan of sports but thinks it's 'adorable' when their girlfriend gets 'blackout' drunk wearing their team's merchandise)
Bob Seger fan

We had a scout around for this perfect Autumn boyfriend and we think we might have found him...

This guy? Points for the vest but perhaps a little too old.

How about this budding photographer? Hmmm we can't quite imagine him listening to Bob Seger.

Oh hello puffy jacket, perfect hair, bright blue eyes and just the right amount of stubble! Think we're getting warmer.

DING DING DING! We have a winner! Outfit is just the right side of casual, while that shiny truck says money. Fishing might not be on the list but this is a man who likes to spend fall weekends watching the leaves change and getting warm by the fire in matching North Face fleeces.

The authors have since claimed the post was a joke, "unless [they] find love, then it's for real".

Good luck ladies!

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