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Anti-Ball Crushing Trousers Are A Thing Now, For The Well Endowed

Why not just wear a skirt tbh?

Is trouser-chaffing really such a big deal among well-endowed men?

We had no idea!

The Anti-Ball Crushers in action [Lululemon]
The Anti-Ball Crushers in action [Lululemon]

But apparently downstairs discomfort is enough of an issue for one popular fitness and lifestyle brand to have sought out a solution.

Lululemon have invented the "ABC Pant", by which the brand refers to their Anti-Ball Crushing trousers.

These items, available to buy now, have been designed with a "wide-panel gusset."

They don't look THAT roomy. [Lululemon]
They don't look THAT roomy. [Lululemon]

In other words, the bit that rests between your legs, cupping the "family jewels" has been made larger, to accommodate a more generous package, so to speak.

The trousers are also made of "sweat-wicking" fabric with a four-way stretch.

So not only can you bend and lunge, but for those of a clammy disposition, your sweat will be siphoned off your body and efficiently evaporated.

Just imagine all that nervous first-date snakeboarding you'll be able to do?!

At £188, these are no Primark polyester, but despite the rather hefty price tag, boys seem to be going nuts over these ball-protecting bottoms.

All but a few sizes are sold out already!

And reviews have been pretty impressive: one reviewer informed Lululemon that they "definitely reduced ball crushing," so that's great...

These aren't the only trousers that the brand has designed with a spacious crotch focus.

The "Anti-Gravity Pants" have a "panel between the legs [that] intentionally moves seams away from special cargo."

Anti-gravity pants with the generous crotch [Lululemon]
Anti-gravity pants with the generous crotch [Lululemon]

So, basically it seems that all Lululemon customers are generously proportioned below the waist - perhaps they should just consider wearing skirts?

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What do you think - do you need a more generous gusset? Let us know in the comments!