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Tom Ford Selling Golden Penis Necklaces, In Small, Medium, Large!

Erm, is it wrong that we kinda want one?

If you haven't figured out what to get your mother, or your grandmother for Christmas, the lovely Tom Ford, in all his wisdom, has come up with the perfect gift.

For that special someone in your life, the person that deserves something high-end this Christmas, give them the gift of the golden penis.

Oh yes, yes he did. [REX]
Oh yes, yes he did. [REX]

Yes folks, Tom Ford has designed a necklace, currently on sale for a mere $790 (£503.80), in the shape of a c*ck and balls.

Not just any old c*ck and balls, but a golden set.

And, even better, it is available in three sizes: small, medium and large.

We'll take a small please - no one wants to be middle of the road, and large is just a bit much for a golden penis, isn't it?

And here you have it folks [Tom Ford]
And here you have it folks [Tom Ford]

Interestingly, he doesn't appear to offer this particular piece of jewellery in "micro" or "elephantine" - where's the equal representation Tom?

If there were any confusion over whether Tom Ford and his team intended this necklace to look like...what it looks like, then be advised that the piece is simply named "Penis Pendant Necklace".

Penis Pendant Necklace [Tom Ford]
Penis Pendant Necklace [Tom Ford]

So that's that then.

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Will you be buying one this Christmas? Is it appropriate for your decolletage? Let us know in the comments!