LFW SS15: Victoria Beckham Strikes A Pose At Vogue Party

Victoria Beckham has one pose. One. Would you like to see it?

Posh has perfected the stand and pout to such a degree that all other poses are redundant.

The 40-year-old’s whipped out her signature pose at the Vogue/J.Crew London Fashion Week closing party at the American Embassy last night and while Victoria was more than happy to have her picture taken, we couldn’t help but notice a common theme.

You can almost hear the inner monologue:

VB: Left leg forward, hand on thigh, intense stare – DONE.

VB: Alexandra Shulman might be the editor of Vogue UK but b**** better not get in the way of my pose.

VB: Don’t mind me ladies! Just going to squeeeeeeeeze me and my pose in here.

VB: Hmm, perhaps I should change things up? Try a different look? Maybe actually smile with my teeth?

VB: NAH! Posh Pose Perfected.

So regal is Victoria’s stature that she reminds us of another great lady…

For fans of the fashion designer, who are keen to try out the Posh Pose at home, there are four simple steps:

1. Left leg forward

2. Left hand on thigh

3. Left side of your face angled towards the camera

4. Slightly creepy whisper of a smile

The mum-of-four was asked about her new stand-alone London store, which is set to open later this month when she revealed it will be a family affair.

"I love retail - I'll be taking appointments with people, maybe go behind the till...," she told Grazia.

"Who knows maybe David will be on the door and Brooklyn will be a Saturday boy. Can you imagine?!"

Err we know where you’ll be Posh…

[Jonathan Saunders praises 'brave' designer Victoria Beckham]

[Victoria nails airport chic at JFK]