Bad Babysitters: Couple Left In Charge of 6-Month-Old Send Parents Hilarious Photoshop Updates

Would you leave your child alone with these nutters?

For any parent, leaving your little ones with the babysitter is a gut-wrenching experience.

It takes a LOT of resolve to stop yourself from setting the childminder to Speed Dial 1 and checking in every 15 minutes, despite the fact you KNOW their only plan for the day was to eat cereal and watch Spongebob Squarepants.

Reading to the kids, super dangerous stuff. [REX]
Reading to the kids, super dangerous stuff. [REX]

In a bid to make the departing parent's task even worse, a hilarious trend has developed, which involves photoshopping children into a variety of death defying poses.

Crikey!

First we saw dad Dave taunting absent mum with amazing faked images of their daughter Alice Bee playing with fireworks and sitting in a boiling saucepan.

Dave letting toddler Alice play with fireworks. Seems legit. [Kickstarter]
Dave letting toddler Alice play with fireworks. Seems legit. [Kickstarter]

Next up, we have this irresponsible duo who, when left to look after their friends' six-month-old, sent regular photo updates of all the fun things they were getting up to.

Running away from T-Rex, standard babysitting activity. [ukalala/Imgur]
Running away from T-Rex, standard babysitting activity. [ukalala/Imgur]

As if dinosaurs weren't scary enough, there's the small matter of bears and snakes to watch out for too.

Babysitting is a MINEFIELD.

Cobras in the living room, a babysitting obstacle. [ukalala/Imgur]
Cobras in the living room, a babysitting obstacle. [ukalala/Imgur]
QUICK, RUN! Who knew walking was so dangerous? [ukalala/Imgur]
QUICK, RUN! Who knew walking was so dangerous? [ukalala/Imgur]

It wouldn't be shark week without a hungry great white making an appearance, now would it?

Good job this pair were on hand to keep baby safe from snapping jaws!

Baby looks calm in the face of all those teeth! [ukalala/Imgur]
Baby looks calm in the face of all those teeth! [ukalala/Imgur]

Thanks for making an appearance Jaws, but no thanks!

And JUST when they thought they'd navigated the animal kingdom successfully, one last unwanted guest showed up, to risk baby safety.

Uh-Oh, we hope baby doesn't end up on Mars! [ukalala/Imgur]
Uh-Oh, we hope baby doesn't end up on Mars! [ukalala/Imgur]

 

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 So, how comfortable do you feel leaving your tots with the sitters now?