17 Times The Duchess Of Cambridge Was HILARIOUS
Pregnant Kate Middleton has a wicked sense of humour - just ask Prince William
Kate Middleton isn’t just a perfect blow dry and the best thing to happen to L.K. Bennett since kitten heels.
The Duchess of Cambridge is also hilarious. We're talking thigh-slapping, makes you snort like a pig, gin and Dubonnet coming out of your nose funny.
Seriously, look at any event she attends and whether it’s building a fire with some Girl Guides or partying with the president, Kate has them rolling in the aisles.
Oh to have been a fly on the wall to hear one of the Duchess’s one-liners…
1. That time she may or may not have inadvertently revealed something rather personal about a certain someone, much to the embarrassment of her mate.
2. That time she told a joke so dirty it made Princess Eugenie do this.
3. The time she told a joke about the difference between blondes and brunettes and Reese Witherspoon was totally offended but pretended she thought it was funny and did a weird clap thing.
4. That time she tried to explain the notion of gun control to a woman in a cowboy hat.
5. That time she told Helen Mirren she wished she was her grandmother-in-law.
6. That time she tried to subtly ask Michelle Obama who the old guy falling asleep next to her was and FLOTUS had to suppress a guffaw.
7. That time she treated Uma Thurman to her Samuel L Jackson in Pulp Ficton impression and poor Uma just had to stand there and laugh.
8. That time she totally regretted telling John Bishop her Wayne Rooney joke and he took it too far.
9. That time she asked Usain Bolt who would win in a race between him and Road Runner.
10. That time she did her squirrel impression for David Cameron.
11. That time she told the chairman of the All England Lawn Tennis Club that she thought Michael McIntyre was a crap comedian and he had to tell her he was sitting RIGHT BEHIND THEM.
12. That time she apologised to Prince Edward because she totally forgot who he was.
13. That time she told the Mayor of Mons how much she enjoyed Belgian culture, especially the works of Jean-Claude Van Damme.
14. That time she told William she was only marrying him for his luscious hair.
15. That time she quoted Anchorman word for word and William and Harry were not impressed but she was all like IDGAF, I’m hilarious.
16. That time she threatened to divorce William after he farted at the Commonwealth Games.
But of course, even the Duchess is powerless in the face of certain people…
17. That time she tried to crack a joke in front of Idris Elba but got all tongue-tied and instead blurted out something about wanting to climb him like a tree and he just smiled and nodded.
Don’t worry Kate, WE’VE ALL BEEN THERE.
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