Yahoo Lifestyle'Full-Bush Brazilian': The Latest Waxing Trend To Sweep The Nation
Because we've all had e-muff of the Hollywood!
Basically, a reverse mullet for your nether regions!
The 'Full-Bush Brazilian' is a new concept to us at the Yahoo offices, but apparently we're late to the party.
This latest waxing trend is an adaptation of the traditional Brazilian look, which involves removing all the hair down there, save for a small vertical strip at the front - the landing strip.
The 'Full-Bush' version is very similar, but allows you to grow the front part of your hair out until it reaches its afro potential.
With people saying it's a chance to combine two different styles - the pornstar-preferred naked undercarriage, with the hippy bush - it reminds us a little of our favourite '90s haircut.
The mullet, which also merged two different styles, spurred the famous tagline: "business in the front, party in the back."
The addition of this new option to salon menus couldn't have come at a more perfect time.
Just this week, a Veet viral advertising campaign sparked outrage by suggesting that complete hairlessness was the only way to feel womanly.
The backlash that the ad created was so fierce that Veet have been forced to pull the campaign and apologise for its creation.
This new 'Full-Bush' style shows a renewed love for the way that mother nature made us, while still allowing women to feel neat and tidy - and cooler in the summer months.
In the interest of research, of course, we've had a little look at some of the other new grooming options that are available.
The Vajacial
A facial, for your va-jay-jay, in case you didn't get it.
The full works include an anti-bacterial cleansing, an exfoliation to remove ingorwn hairs, anti-freckle and anti-waxing treatments and then a calming balm.
Erm, we like our freckles, thank you very much!
Have a read of Madhu P.'s Yelp review, if you want a giggle.
The Pink Button
As if we needed another thing to worry about, now we have to be concerned that our vaginas aren't pink enough.
The My New Pink Button cosmetics range is a selection of products that promises to restore your labia to their optimum pinkness.
Are you a Marilyn, bettie, Audry or Ginger?
The mind boggles.
[No Time For Makeup? Quick Five Minute Tips]
[The Rise of the 'Mummy Makeover']
The Rejuvination Serum
If you can't quite stomach the thought of a labia repainting, then maybe you'd be willing to try a light rejuvenation.
There are now loads of different products available for sprucing up your downstairs region.
We're all familiar with freshening up, but what about a serum that promises to tighten and firm the vaginal walls, or enhance female arousal?
We're not sure we're buying it.
Literally.
So, a bit of tightening and pruning, or do you prefer to be all natural? Tell us in the comments!
