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Wake up with a buzz: New alarm clock vibrator promises to change your life

Forget alarms that drag you out of bed, the Wake-Up Vibe might keep you there for all the right reasons

We’ve had Clocky, the alarm clock that bounces off your bedside table and forces you to catch it before you turn it off.

We’ve had the army general alarm that blasts Reveille at you each morning until you stand to attention.

We’ve even had the bomb diffuser clock, whose alarm won’t stop until you correctly connect the coloured wires.

Each of these inventions has made getting out of bed in the morning that bit easier but the new alarm clock that everyone’s buzzing about might have the opposite effect.

The Wake-Up Vibe, also known as our newest favourite invention, is an alarm clock vibrator that promises to wake you up with an orgasm every morning.

Now, you can’t say fairer than that can you?



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The silicone coated, ergonomically designed creation promises to change your life thanks to “the best wake up call” a girl could ask for.

Available in three colours and with six adjustable vibrating patterns, the vibrator is apparently easy to set up as you choose what time you’d like to be woken up and how.

Users place the device in their knickers the night before, where they’re assured it will stay in place no matter how much you toss and turn (oo-er!), and lie back and await a rather nice wake up.

Before we get too excited though, users have remarked that the actual vibrations are not strong enough to bring them to orgasm.



‘I found myself 'emmm and rrrrring', as the vibrations built up,’ claims one customer.

‘Unfortunately they weren't enough to finish what they started but I'm not going to argue with the way I was awoken, very pleasant indeed.’

Retailing at £44.99, it’s a tad more expensive than your average supermarket alarm clock but for ladies looking to brighten up their mornings it looks like we’ve found a rather fun solution.

But be careful not to have too much fun, as the company warns – ‘Be careful of being late, it’s addictive’.

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