handbag.com have teamed up with lovehoney.co.uk – the sexual happiness people, to bring you this month’s top three remote controlled sex toys. So hand the controls over to your man and if you’re brave enough step outside the bedroom while kitted up and let foreplay take place during dinner and the movie before hauling him home for a good seeing to.
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Never before have I seen such an elegant couples’ ring. Toted as an industry-first the SenseMotion technology allows you to change the vibrations with a tilt of your hand, or his hand, if you’ve handed over the remote to your other half. Though we found out (the hard way) that it’s definitely worth giving all the instructions a thorough read before you’re in the middle of doing the deed as there’s nothing guaranteed to kill a moment more than having to stop mid-thrust to adjust speed/power or even work out how to turn the darn thing on. Ahem.
The unique and flexible design – the ring bit can be unfurled to wrap around your partner’s penis – is coated in the smoothest silicone so it feels super soft next to the skin. Fully waterproof this sexy toy can be taken for a dip and as with the rest of the LELO range it is rechargeable rather than battery operated.
This is definitely the most effective couples’ ring we’ve had the pleasure of testing and it certainly helps if you don’t orgasm through penetration alone (like 99.9% of the female population) though it’s pretty costly and at the moment there have been issues with intermittent connection problems so maybe wait a while before purchasing while they iron out all the kinks.
VibraExciter Mobile Phone Vibrator
The ideal sex toy for those of you addicted to your mobiles! This sexy little number vibrates for 20 seconds every time you receive a text message meaning your fella can turn you on even when you’re apart. Or if you give the sexting a miss and opt for an actual phone call (do people still do that?) the VibraExciter vibrates for as long as the phone call lasts so you can enjoy physical phone sex to a degree. Perfect for those in long distance relationships.
Don’t panic if you’re mobile remains resolutely silent however as you can simply push the manual button and the VibraExciter will buzz until you switch it off. It also has 10 different vibrating patterns and the vibrations are of a decent strength for a bullet so small but don’t panic it’s not noisy with it. The one complaint I have would be that the text message vibe doesn’t last longer. You should also know that this sex toy operates within a 0.75m range of not just your mobile but any mobile around you. Makes public transport an interesting affair.
Oh, and it obviously doesn’t distinguish between who’s calling you, so if you’ve got it switched on and your mother calls, well that’s a bit weird isn’t it...
10 Function Remote Control Dream Egg
The first thing I thought when I saw this toy was that it looked a bit, well, tacky. The pink is a bit sickly and the remote looks a bit like a toy you get out of a cracker at Christmas but upon inserting the batteries to get going I knew I was dealing with a toy that means business.
It has three speeds and seven vibrating patterns to choose from and the vibrations are so strong they made my hand go numb when I was testing it out – a good sign! Although it is a sickly pink colour it feels smooth with a velvety finish which is nice on the skin. Wire-free with a range in excess of 10 metres – test its limits yourself – and a completely waterproof finish you can enjoy this sex toy in countless places and scenarios.
This is a great toy for sub/dom role play as if you hand over the remote he’s in charge of your orgasm or not, if he’s being mean! We’d say that it seemed a tad loud when on the hardest settings but if you want to take it out and about as long as you’re somewhere pretty noisy (soho on a Friday night!) no-one will have a clue why you’ve got a great big grin on your face.