Gwyneth Paltrow joins Instagram: What can we expect to learn from her artsy photo roll?

She’s found another means to impart her life knowledge onto the world.

Gwyneth Paltrow – often described as one of the world’s most out-of-touch celebrities – has joined social networking site, Instagram.

To say we’re excited is an understatement. Who DOESN’T want to hear about gluten-free meals, £500 Stella McCartney jumpers and her ‘seventies bush’?

Here’s what we’re expecting from Gwynnie’s artsy photo roll…

1 Expensive clothes are worth it

The Iron Man actress’ spring edit on her lifestyle website goop featured a closet consisting of $458,003 (£284,333) worth of ‘essential items.’ Perhaps she will give us an insight into the pieces we NEED in our wardrobes?

2 Life is better gluten free

Because Gwyneth ‘could never, ever give up pasta, and neither should you have to’, she devises gluten free recipes instead. PASS US THE CARBS.

3 Family is everything

She rarely ever posts pictures of children Apple, 9, and Moses, 7, with husband Chris Martin, so we hope to see snaps of them at home together. Watching Iron Man 3. With a big bowl of (gluten-free) popcorn.

4 The secret to her and Chris Martin's relationship

She’s even more tight-lipped about her relationship with Coldplay front man Chris Martin than she is about the couple’s kids. In fact, we can’t think of one red-carpet appearance they’ve done together. Maybe they’ll start posting cute couple selfies, a la Mark Wright and Michelle Keegan!

5 The benefits of having a '70s bush

Who can forget the infamous ‘70s bush’ comment? Talking about when her assistants had to scramble for a razor before her red-carpet appearance, she said, “I work a 70s vibe, if you know what I mean.” TMI, Gwyneth! Maybe she’ll post some more witty quotes to inspire and entertain us with.

6 Why everyone should be besties with Stella

When Stella McCartney posted a snap of Gwyneth wearing one of her bikinis, Instagram went mad. Now, Gwyneth can take pics of bestie Stella on Instagram.  Considering the pair are developing a goop collection together, we expect to learn a lot about the design process. Which we can’t wait for… Obviously.

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7 Life-changing wood-burning oven pizza recipes

 
In what is perhaps her most out-of-touch one-liner to date, she wrote in her cookbook, ‘We've got a wood-burning pizza oven in the garden — a luxury, I know, but it's one of the best investments I've ever made.’ Maybe we’ll hear about her FAVOURITE wood-burning pizza recipes. Wonder if she’s an anchovies fan?

8 Meals don't need to be full of carbs/dairy/gluten/wheat to be delicious... Or not

The mum-of-two recently said that her whole family are gluten, dairy and eggs intolerant. She also admitted she bans her children from eating carbs. Sorry but Gwyneth will be the worst foodie Instagrammer ever! Adding the Nashville effect to a boring salad snap does not make it look any more tempting.

9 How to take a backstage selfie

The face of Hugo Boss fragrance recently took part in a very revealing shoot for the Boss Jour Pour Femme fragrance on the streets of LA. In the shoot, the mum-of-two ditches the bra for a boob-baring suit look. Reckon she’ll post backstage selfies?

10 Her bargain beauty secrets

Not one for a Poundland beauty bargain, the Hollywood star swears by the $185 (£114) Clarisonic Opal Sonic Infusion system to keep her skin clear and fresh. But we’re secretly hoping she actually uses baby wipes to take off her make-up. Wouldn’t that be a revelation?

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