Those of you who read this column regularly (hi mum) will know that roughly every three months, I attempt to woo a woman in an especially brave, reckless or unorthodox way.
This phenomenon occurs when I take on a "nothing to lose" mentality. It should happen more often than every three months really, given that I've got "nothing to lose". But as these ventures invariably fail, maybe four times a year is about right. And the latest such instalment was this week.
I was with a group of friends in a particularly uninspiring West End boozer — we were there to watch the football — when I spotted a girl giving me the eyes. She was definitely giving me her eyes and this definitely meant she fancied me. She was a nice-looking woman.
This happens all the time. I always notice women looking at me in bars, pubs, the street... and I look at them too.Read More »from Dan’s guide to picking up women in bars: no. 2,374