There's a new iPhone app called Bad Date Rescue which provides a fake incoming call giving users an excuse to "graciously bow out of a date that isn't going well". It's a good idea but it's hardly original - girls I go on dates with have been getting their friends to do this for years. So I thought I'd come up with some dating app ideas of my own. These are all copyrighted as of now and if anyone tries to steal them, my team of lawyers will come down on you harder than Christian Grey's kinky whip.
This is pretty simple. While your disappointing date is in the loo, you log on and see if there are any other people on dates in the vicinity. If they are similarly unsatisfied, you can suggest swapping so that the two dullards end up together and you are free to hobnob with your fellow app user.
I'm on a crap date, get me out of here!
This emergency app would be invoked if you are too polite to extricate yourself from a terrible date. At the press of a button, your location would